You put your tree up on November 1.
Because who even cares about Thanksgiving?
And you keep it up until the end of January.
Because it just looks so good.
Your second favorite day of the year is the red cup reveal.
Seriously, when is this going to become a national holiday already? Imgur user skermy111 understands our pain.
You casually use “son of a nutcracker” in everyday conversation.
We’ll forever be grateful for you, Will Ferrell.
You’ve been listening to Christmas music since July.
Because, yes, you celebrate Christmas in July and, no, you couldn’t get yourself to shut it down.
Your go-to karaoke song is “All I Want for Christmas Is You.”
Finger pointing and all (you know you agree, Imgur user itgirldani).
You have a strict Holiday Movies Only rule in December.
No exceptions, not even for your Real Housewives obsession.
You can recite every word of “Love Actually.”
“Seriously, test me.”
People who say they don’t get “It’s a Wonderful Life” are dead to you.
Are their heart made out of coal or something?
You treat Christmas shopping like an Olympic sport.
And (as Imgur user Ballgirl415 knows) you didn’t train all year to go home with a silver medal.
You know Christmas commercials are better than Super Bowl commercials.
Case in point: This year’s John Lewis ad.
You bring cookies into the office every week.
What else are weekends in December for?
If you own a pet, it looks a little something like this.
Don’t they seem amused?
Every new cover of “The First Noel” brings you to tears.
Though Pentatonix is clearly this year’s winner.
Your Instagram looks like Santa”s workshop threw up on it.
Sorry, not sorry.